Telus is now offering you mobile porn:

Available on a "pay-per-download" basis, the service introduced on Jan. 8 will allow cellphone users to download pornographic photographs and videos, charging them an average of $3 to $4 for each item.

Maybe they'll make an ad of a monkey jerking off to Lily Thai. Also, what was this project called internally at Telus? Operation Beaver? *rimjob* i mean *rimshot*

What did all the fine people, working on Operation Beaver tell their parents during Christmas? "Yeah Mom, Telus is great. I'm working on this fantastic porn project right now. It's gonna blow the minds off everyone. Yeah, well our web analytics team found that 'gangbang' was being searched a lot on mobile web browsers, so I went to my boss and said 'we need to offer this ourselves to our clients'. Isn't it great?"

Telus says "there is a segment of the population that is interested in that content". Yeah, stupid fucking idiots. Telus is becoming more and more like AOL: a company for making money off dipshits. Who the fuck would pay $20/month for DRM music for your phone? Or $15/month for shitty mobile TV?

Really, if you pay $4 for a 150 x 300 picture of Jenna Jameson's meat drapes as your wallpaper, you deserve herpes.

This commercial for the 2007 Ford Fusion is the most subversively pornographic ad I've seen in a long time. Watch, it's only 29s:

So because of the superior traction control in the Ford Fusion, it will defy gravity, and you can park on walls. Also, your girlfriend will take loads to the face.

Watch the guy's face, he's like "Oh look at what we have here? You want it? I know you do..." and then he brakes and *SPLASH* She smiles and gives that "oh you dog" look.

The only thing missing is Jack Bauer's overdub saying "The new 2007 Ford Fusion. Traction so good, your girlfriend will want cum on her face."

Don't tell me I'm looking way too into it. Theres no way this isn't intentional. Advertising people made this. Advertising people are evil. Evil like me. I'm sure someone in a review meeting said "Hey, doesn't it kinda look like he's blowing a load in her face?" And everyone stopped and looked over at the guy and replied "Yeah? So?" I bet he didn't say anything else for the rest of the meeting.

I'm pretty sure the original name for this model was the Ford Bukkake.