think of something new to say, vol. 1
i hate it when people rant about SUV's or Hummers as if it's something completely new and original. why not also complain about how airline food sucks, or how men always leave the toilet seat up?
You suck McBain!
Viktor Vaughn - Vaudeville Villain
Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner
The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be "knob shiner"
For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck
To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-fucks
it's my birthday today. i'm 27. i listened to Nirvana - Lithium only once. my will is good.
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a few years ago i was asked what plans i had for my birthday. i said my plan was to go home, go to the shed, pick out a nice shovel, walk into a forrest with the shovel placed strategically over my shoulder, find a nice spot, dig a hole, and sit in it. this year i just wanted to be home.
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unless it's a big spectacle complete with graphic emoticon stories or giddy repetition, birthday greetings on instant message are probably the most impersonal birthday greetings you can give someone. i much prefer the short email or you know, the phone call.
Man this is weird. It's like the more truthful you are with a lady the more she digs you for it. I wonder if there's a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three's Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years.
