how i ended lunch today

me: chris rock does a bit where you may watch too much porn if you know the names of 2 male porn stars other than ron jeremy.
coworker 1: i don't know any other ron jeremy.
coworker 2: me neither.
coworker 3: nope, i don't either.

*pause*

me: well, we should really be getting back to work.

are you a sad white guy with a beard? then you should be listening to:

• Iron and Wine
• Devendra Barnhart
• Pedro the Lion
• Hayden
• Badly Drawn Boy
• Destroyer
• Sufjan Stevens