one of the things i enjoy is getting girls to admit that they have lesbian tendencies. more specifically that they'd make out with other girls. my scientific research shows that you'd generally go further discussing "making out" rather than discussing vaginatarianism. the exception being of course if your friend is vulgar. if she is, then by all means go for the carpet munching discussion!
now, getting a girl to admit she'd make out with another girl is actually not that difficult. research shows that all you have to do is say the name of the first girl that came to your friend while pondering the question: Angelina Jolie.
c'mon, if you're a girl, you'd so make out with her! if you said no, then you are wrong. from my statistical analysis, i have determined that every girl on earth would.
with Angie just being a given, the other famous name that has much more variance in statistics (bell curve graph) is Britney Spears.
research reveals that only about 60% of girls would make out with her. evidently some get all hung up about her sending a bad image and being trashy and how her music sucks. all of which, in their eyes, blurs the scientifically proven hotness that Britney hots.
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a footnote: this scientific inquiry is not being a pig. this is science. we never laugh. besides, if i could offend you, i wouldn't waste my time asking you anyway.
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next time on "pinder's scientific inquiries", we'll test the phrase "you can bounce a quarter off that ass" by actually bouncing quarters off asses.
