me: it's not that south beach diet is it? did you go get a brazillian wax?
me: it's not that south beach diet is it? did you go get a brazillian wax?
it's funny seeing everyone wearing TOOL and other band t-shirts at the show. i was picturing them looking in their closet earlier that day going "yeah, everyone would think i'm cool in this Marilyn Manson t-shirt". the only one i thought was cool was the guy in the Fantomas t-shirt. for the record, i do have band t-shirts, but i wouldn't wear one to a show. even my TOOL Preseminal European 2001 Tour t-shirt. :)
APC played a lot of new songs, and the new album out Sept. 16 should be killer. the band was lit from the back the entire show, so you only really saw each person's silhouette. there was a large olympic-medal-like stage podium setup, with James Iha at Bronze, the drummer Josh Freese at Silver, and Maynard of course at Gold. Billy Howardell and Twiggy Ramirez were in the front. Twiggy lost the goth from his Manson days; he looked pretty normal. I think he goes by his real name too now, I think it's Rupert or Hubert or something. not only is Maynard the best singer in rock, he's also the best dancer in rock. it's like a crab wearing a wig instead of an exoskeleton.
"Judith" was of course the last song. it has much more fury live than the recorded version. after the song the lights went up and i left while everyone was still cheering hoping for an encore. don't they know Maynard doesn't do encores.
if you know me, then you've no doubt heard me go on and on about these shoes. they are the greatest shoes ever. girls have been right all along, shoes do make you feel better. when i first got them last year, i'd walk up to coworkers and force them to gaze up on their brilliance and luster. i'd say "have you ever seen cooler shoes before? allow me to answer for you... No, you haven't". Or walking down the street at lunch, i'd point at other people's shoes and remark how their shoes pale in comparison to mine.
but they're starting to wear out. i have worn them practically everyday. they're a little scuffed, some threads are sticking out, and even the soles inside are wearing down. my poor, poor diesels.
i had been looking around at shoe stores, trying to find another exact same pair because they're probably on clearance cause the new line of diesels just came out. but no luck. then on the weekend, while at a shoe store, i was telling a friend this story. he looks down at the clearance rack we were standing by, and there they were. my diesels. in size 12. i think i heard angels singing.
me: "can i get these?"so now i have a brand new pair of these shoes in a box in my closet. i left those "do not eat" gel pack things in there, so they'll be fresh for the day they get the call.
sales girl: "would you like to try them on?"
me: "nope."
i'm on the outside looking in
that's where my story begins
took the pain of growing up
and i will walk on through
this is how i'm showing up but
i feel great!
how bout you?
Black Eye EP:
Millencolin - Black Eye
Placebo - Black Eyed
Bad Astronaut - Killers and Liars
...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead - Gargoyle Waiting
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The Songs For a Funeral EP:
TOOL - Eulogy
Sparklehorse - Eye Pennies
Dandy Warhols - Sleep
Pennywise - Bro Hymn
Lagwagon - Owen Meany
Van Morrison - Slim Slow Slider
Stone Roses - Breaking Into Heaven
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i hope someone plays TOOL - Eulogy at my funeral. people can sit stone-faced as maynard asks:
Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin' lie
its all so perfect: my favourite band, my funeral, my eulogy, my morbidness, my sense of humour.
*cue Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years*
me? liking Kokanee? was i serious? i didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever.***
i talked about Sloan in the last post and Kokanee in this one, both things very much Canadian. some upcoming topics: polar bears make good pets; poutine: heartattack in a bowl; 'its pop, not soda'; imperialism or sexism: which is funner?, 'no really, my american girlfriend does exist'; and my feature length essay 'the only thing i hate more than people who are intolerant of other people's cultures are those Newfies'
but with that said, i always give Sloan a chance. because as i said, i still think they could be a great band. and they always have great album covers:
their new song "The Rest of My Life" from Action Pact is good. i just hope the rest of the album is too.
pinder says: *grammer police* isn't it moot point?
chud says: grammar
chud says: not as effective when the grammar police spell their name wrong
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sometimes its funnier when being clever backfires on you.
i really want to grow a handle bar mustache. i'd wear aviator sunglasses with my handle bar mustache. then i'd walk down the street and give everyone the finger.
what would you do if a guy with a handle bar mustache and aviator glasses gave you the finger? that's right, you'd say thanks!
if you think thats weird, whats weirder is that i think i've had this dream 2 or 3 times before.
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i ordered the lomo smena. damn it looks cool. it arrives next week. its got a 3 month warranty, which means it'll probably break down in 4 months.
this is me watching Two Towers DVD in my home theatre, for my Oscar consideration.