01: new years day
02: special c
04: children's television freaked me out
07: sun run
08: hey look, a redesign!
09: pay no mind to us we're just a minor threat
10: googlebar hopping
12: the coolest search requests ever
16: jackass
18: quote of the day
20: photographs
22: ow! my freakin' ears!
24: consequences
26: i hate you all
27: snow photos
30: i'm the business

01: bland and boring
02: second verse, same as the first
03: aftermath
04: rocket queen
06: airing of grievences
11: vancouver movie listings
12: statue 1/4
13: statue 2/4
14: statue 3/4
15: statue 4/4
18: sipping like a sinner
19: Blogzilla!
20: in-a-minute
25: the good ole hockey game
26: insert
27: the malonga gilderchuck

01: aussi! oi!
02: pindy drives through harlem
06: another fevered ego
07: we'd have a riot doing heroin
11: lack of updates update
12: tool update
13: another dead hero
14: how to cheat in the carpool lane
16: the fan
18: a confession
22: still i'm breathless
24: the oscar index
25: upcoming concerts
27: november rain
31: queen mother

02: kiss my sweet and tangy ass! (guest entry)
02: riemann zeta
03: lord of the bling
05: spiral out, keep going
08: astronaut jones, charles, conversations
12: sigillvm

09: sibilance
11: paragraph
13: swastika
14: the capitalist gangbang
15: the 5 year plan
16: may 16
19: house guests
20: lakers suck
21: el scorcho
22: part III - and i know you know it too
23: randomly
26: silent tribute
27: lumbering
30: i'm number one!

01: pinder is the law, you are crime
02: running marathons
05: commercials
06: shame spiral
07: the people you see
08: grade nine girl
10: white stripes - june 9th, vancouver bc
11: chocoholic
12: world cup
14: tom crooze
17: is this what you had in mind?
18: you
19: now what's in you that is your own?
21: wildlife t-shirts
23: introductions
24: the music edition
27: that book rocks
28: philanthropists and polygamists

02: white name
03: i am so win
04: work anecdotes
08: the good in everyone
09: do you like bowling?
10: movie ideas
11: tommy gun, bloodlust, a perfect teenhood, fuck you
12: mistakes and regrets
17: spite
19: the whale
23: gangbangsluts
24: the spider
26: i'm a funny fuck
27: i sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit...
31: lo flow

05: vegas
06: the vines
06: what this movie needs
06: spun out
09: iraq
11: Conversations with Conrad: pre-war
12: Conversations with Conrad: disorders
14: unb oken
15: rejected family learning channel cartoons
16: lakers still suck
19: friends in venn
23: go kartin
25: as therapy
28: white trash, second generation

02: best band name ever
06: sick of
07: venice I
08: venice II
10: aztek
14: quarters for beer
16: god hates a coward
17: the rules of monopoly
18: ozzy is mr. burns
19: turn the page
20: tina's fringe festival production
21: spinning
24: my amazon.com book recommendations
25: a prediction
27: guns n roses in vancouver

06: rewiring your brain
09: boring
10: adequate
14: anticipating albums
15: criminal
16: under a dead vancouver sky
17: beneath the smile
21: pretentious fucker
22: what's inside you?
24: its all very technical
28: francis
29: bye for now
31: topics in my novel
31: halloween costume

02: one, two, and three line songs
08: guns n roses vancouver riot
13: slut in a fjord
18: we're getting the band back together
18: fucking happiness
19: slut of the day
20: the shredder
22: cock punch

02: daily facial
03: winamp shuffle top 10
08: sunday morning is everyday for all i care
11: press conference
13: war, what is it good for?
17: pulling knobs on the floor
21: hockey lines
22: armchair psychologist
23: happy festivus!
31: fake smile