thanks to jonathan and josh for hooking me up with the astronaut jones mpeg. apparently it's easy to find on kazaa, but i haven't installed that program because of all the spyware stuff.

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SIGILLVM DEI ÆMÆTH

Tracy Morgan's Astronaut Jones sketch on SNL is about the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. i was in tears.

Update: you can find an mpeg of the astronaut jones sketch on the Kazaa network. I suggest using Kazaa Lite, the spyware free version.

Search for the file: "Astronaut Jones - SNL - Tracy Morgan.mpg"

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i am charles. all i need is a t-shirt with an oldschool floppy disk on it.

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conversation snippets:

"yeah, and then she started talking about her boyfriend and so then i didn't try so hard" - about me being funny

"magic johnson? when's he gonna, like, die?"

"does he whisper holy things as he fucks you? instead of 'oooooh god!' does he say 'ooooh dad!'"

i liked yesterday's photo, so here's the whole thing. my reflection is in there somewhere as well.

on my way back from lunch, i imagined i had a magical gold tooth and necklace and that i was a hip hop superhero cast into a strange land of orcs and wizards.

i was the lord of the bling.

and then the crosswalk light came on and i crossed the street.

kiss my sweet and tangy ass! (guest entry)

dear vegetarians at the next table who sat there and talked about how unhealthy and disgusting it was for my companions and i to eat that phat juicy plate of chicken wings at lunch on monday,

fuck off!

sincerely,
danica

disclaimer: i should probably say something about how i have nothing against vegetarians............ probably ;)

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anytime i watch muchmusic, they're showing a song "featuring ja rule". if it's not creed, it's fucking ja rule. i bet if i wrote a song, i could get ja rule to do guest vocals. he could sing for my math rock band, "differential" on the "riemann zeta ate my postulate" track. he'd probably fuck up the mathematical signatures though. mtv wouldn't air the video anyway, on account of the topless drummer and all, but muchmusic probably would.

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this past weekend, i played guitar till my fingers bled. i'm so fucking rock n roll. actually, i had a paper cut on my index finger from earlier in the week which was just aggravated worse with the guitar strings, so it's not that rock n roll.

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i'm trying to motivate myself into doing more things, some of which includes taking photos and updating this site. days of april will be updated with a 420 x 50 view of each day this month. who knows, i might even post a picture of myself *gasp*